Hey Gang,
We’re getting closer! Here are three more Tonyisms!
71. Stretch X. Talking to Phil. “Nice Muscles Dude!” AS Tony is stretching his Glutes “I’m uncomfortable … just breathe” Joel Sisson
72. During the Kenpo X workout Tony points out that the girl’s shirt is covered in sweat and says: “We don’t do spray on here. We do actual DNA removal.” Silva
73. “Let’s see if I can say nothing for a few seconds…” Aimee (And of course we all know the chorus of “No’s” that come from the team and those behind the camera.
Well we are getting closer and closer to that 101 mark. Who will be next with a Tonyism?
Blessings,
Dave
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Chest shoulders tris
They’re still going, I feel embarrassed, and I’m standin’ around talking.
Information is power and with power there is change and change is good.
12 to funfteen, fifteen, I had a little accent there, I don’t know what that was.
The machine “la machine” that’s Spanish.
Back, back, back, back, me and Laura lovin’ the groovy-ness, here we go.
Four flast, four fast, it’s English.
1, I’m crackin’, 2, 3, 4.
You can take a break here, but I’m a psycho, psycho man.
Comfy, cozy, good times had by ahhll.
Thanks why I work out, to drink the recovery drink
Let me here you say arrhhgg.
I bet they never saw you do this in court.
He’s swichin’ down there like Spiderman.
You can’t go on your knees on these “sorry”.
The bands here are “Superfralacalalistic.” I don’t know if that’s a word, I made it up.
It matters that you feel the last three, it matters that you feel the first three.
On the knees, clappin’, plyo, (points to himself) psycho.
It’s kinda’ got lost out there with fancy gitgets and gadgets, and things that don’t work.
Turn off the mind or all the junk that’s gonna’ get in your way cause’ it’s time to get intense.
What does your shoulder say “P90X rocks” that’s what mine said.
Don’t stop breathin’. You stop, you die.
Legs back
“Booty”
I’m goin skatin’, cuas that’s all we do up there in Belgium.
Core
Caus’ this crazy broad right here showed me how to do it.
Chest/back
What was 1 is now 2, what was 3 is now 4, what was 7, (pause) well you’ll get it.
You wanna see gorgeous, not this (points to his face), my back.
I feel a little dizzy, I don’t like it that much, unless I’m Carl Dikeler.
Let’s see if I can say nothin’ for a few like a seconds…(Bobby says: “no, no, that’s not gonna happen.”) Yeah, you’re right. I got a little nervous there. Quiet? That’s not right, that’s not me.
They’re programed man, I’ve got them all programed.
I did 28, my ego wanted to do 30, but I knew that my form was going to go south.
I’m feelin’ a little dizzy, lil’ nauseous. I don’t like I that much, unless I’m Carl Dikeler. Jonny intense like nobodies bidness’.
Back biceps
Kind of like a pterodactyl tryin’ to get outta trouble… kaahhh.
We’ve got crouching Cohen curl, named after Ian Cohen. World famous crouching…, curling kinda’ guy.
Arx
That’s the face of a girl that’s workin’ hard.
Plyo
You “see” what he just said. (I think that he meant to say heard)
Forget about the name, here’s the form.
Shoulders arms
You see these tricepts? Diamonds of gold.
Xstretch
You’re basically in a pretzel, if there’s an earthquake, then you’re probably not gonna’ get out of the house in time.
Kenpo
I don’t believe in age, I don’t believe in aging, whatever.
Misc
Static and ballistic. Stablatic … I’m makin’ up stuff
Comment by fremon7457 — September 20, 2010 @ 4:20 pm |
Okay you win the prize for the most Tonyisms ever submitted by one person. Some of these we already have, but many are new. It will take me a couple of days to sort through them and post those that are original. This may put us over the top!
Thanks tons!
Dave
Comment by dmbaldwin — September 20, 2010 @ 6:50 pm |
That was really funny! Even printed it out to read it better, thanks for sharing!
Comment by Ronny Finland — December 27, 2010 @ 7:12 pm |